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In order to give users a clean solution for all Crime Office updates, I'm re-creating this channel to give the users a chance to have a transparent news source. Your news reports (after being modified by the Crime Office for formatting) will be put here for all users to see.
Also see: #CrimeOffice
Old channel archive: https://pastebin.com/JjYPgRSF
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Detective Inspector: Hashir
Detective Sergeant: BakonAlexx
Detective: door
Detective: Donovan
Detective: Sugarbunny
Detective: Preston
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Crime Office Base: /jr crimeofficebase
5/28/20
- Bots were spawned at Cobia (orcs)
5/27/20
-Nook arrives at Das and gives some of the users prophecies, one being that Orlock will reclaim the throne.
-Nook says Cobia will fall today and to not try to fight it - you will be to turnt to ash.
-Opress enters and tries to kidnap Nook
-Nook flees to the forest and seeks shelter in Earthhall paranoid of Myrus killing him
-Makes a prophecy for us all: When Cobia falls, you will see a new enemy, it is an orc even mightier than BASHUK. Bashuk has been trained by Myrus
-Opress enters and says Myrus demands Nook to be brought to him
-Nook says he will go to his father Myrus and that they haven’t spoken for a week.
-Opress attacks and Door the brave almighty shoots him dead
5/26/20
-Scmy comes online, asks if SG is still King and demands to be King of Dorval (around 9:10-9:12 PM EST)
https://discord.com/channels/700073528958910504/700073529126682743/715007661778927688
-Chelsey says that Dorval does not currently have a king
-When Scmy tried to claim the throne, INFERNO came on and threatened to attack if Scmy did not stand down
https://discord.com/channels/700073528958910504/700073529126682743/715011758518960178
-In infernohall @ dorval, Scmy talks to Chelsey and asks her if he can be warden
-Chelsey tells Scmy that who the next warden is depends on who the next leader is
-However, Chelsey cannot give Scmy dorval because of an agreement made between SG and Damen
- “Dorval is your land you may choose how you wish to rule and name your heirs but the only rule is that it remains a colony of the south" - Damen to SG when SG warred for the land and won
-Chelsey says that anyone who attacks Scmy should be arrested
- INFERNO threatened to nuke the room, told users to go to the Throne Room if they did not want to be nuked, but nukes were never thrown
-SG's current rank as of now is Dorval Knight
5/25/20
-Myrus sickens Rogue once again
-Randy kills PIGLORD, a messenger for Myrus, giving him blindness and sickness
-PIG (legion) spawned lots of orcs and goblins. PIG was defeated by Skylinr
-Nook says Skylinr will become a prophet of the forest and Skylinr is reborn https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/700073529126682743/714387242734452756/unknown.png,https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/700073529126682743/714389059748888586/unknown.png
-Nook says the person who slays Myrus will be unexpected and it will happen when "the snow falls to the floor" https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/700073529126682743/714391033403670608/unknown.png
-Nook says after 7 years, this year Pythas will finally die https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/700073529126682743/714391151553282049/unknown.png
-Nook comes on at 4 PM and anoints Tasha as the new chosen one
-Tasha chooses Loki, Julian, and Kutya as her 3 lawyers. They will all trial Myrus.
-Turqito attacks and kills Door. She was revived
-Cavetrolls and orcs came, causing everyone to go in lockdown https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/700073529126682743/714582551175364768/unknown.png
5/23/20
-ScMy comes on and talks to Orbay
-ScMy first proposes MySmuggle to be the protectors of North
-He also proposes to be the Warlord of the North
-Orbay refuses this but instead accepts an offer to just be allies
-Sirmus attacks ScMy
-Sirmus becomes KOS in the North
5/22/20
-ScyMy purchases a MYSMUGGLE military (which will hopefully help us out since the empire is allied with them)
5/19/20
-ALPHA attacks innocents. The empire does not approve but Myrus does, saying that "they will be rewarded for their crimes in helping him" https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/8FE5ZG8cWeP4l_R5dy-Fb-q5OoIn8B1WNKADR3f7YJE/https/image.prntscr.com/image/lVEU5fatR261tvyuF5qBOA.png?width=960&height=457
-The shinobi kill Wilf and the Agency promptly attack them https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/7y4vlcX_d_RdMhoG84vkHj9WQ3pZbgGKJPJc838jXZU/https/image.prntscr.com/image/9DTYPLDqSv_B1sKLD3jOEg.png
-Disney bots and Chapek log on; they want the throne
-LordIger, Disney's Warlord, says that they will take the land by force https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/700073529126682743/712424244629209188/unknown.png
-Eventually, LordIger is struck down https://i.imgur.com/DC4anSl.png
-Through a messenger, Chapek says we have 48 hours to surrender OldCP https://image.prntscr.com/image/VQGa0GHdRomTwBL8izi3pg.png
-Disney proceeds to invade Cobia https://i.imgur.com/BcQvRyB.png, https://i.imgur.com/ugltyfu.png
-ScMy says that he wants the bounty for killing Chapek and that "we used to be enemies, but we have a common enemy" (Disney) https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/700073529126682743/712426807844143114/unknown.png
-ScMy kills Chapek and gets the bounty, which includes an alliance with MySmuggle
05/18/20
It looks like Chapek has been missing since our last report. We've decided to focus on reports of all entities now, including spirits. With that said, we've got some news. A user named "Zar" logged on and said some things.
Zar's Prophecies and other Important things:
- Myrus is no longer revealing himself (http://prntscr.com/sjb1vy)
- Myrus says some words [to Julian?] (http://prntscr.com/sjb2kj )
- Says anyone serving Julian will be sick (http://prntscr.com/sjb38t)
- then says Julian will become sick (http://prntscr.com/sjb3kt)
- Jdutr then gives Julian a sickness (thru Myrus)
- Gamer then threatens Myrus, who then reverses the sickness out of "compassion"
- He then curses [someone help m idk who] with a reproval, turning him grey
- Jdutr stretches his hand and is blessed with "true power"
- http://prntscr.com/sjb61f
- Kace has to fight myrus' champion (http://prntscr.com/sjb69j)
- Some discussion about Kace's champion (Flame) fighting Myrus' champion (Zar) --- honestly worthless but good to know
- They decide to fight on ALT accounts (http://prntscr.com/sjb7ud)
- Zar loses (http://prntscr.com/sjb8zr)
Afterwards, some fighting broke out. Additionally, a statue was placed in the forest by LEGION
In summary: Today: Zar fought Flame and lost, Jesse became an Agent of Light by Orome, Cavetrolls spawned on Dorval, Evil Statue placed in the forest.
04/27/20
Late night action! Credits to Donovan for this timeline.
1. Helicopter and hole appears at 2:18:51 (EST)
2. Chapek arrives at around 2:20:00 (EST) and checks of vade2 is online
3. vade2 arrives at 2:21:00 (EST)
http://prntscr.com/s6jnko
4. vade2 and chapek discuss a little and Pencil arrive to the rescue 2:21:40 (EST))
http://prntscr.com/s6jo02
5. Fight breaks out 2:20:00
http://prntscr.com/s6joe0
6. vade2 dead at 2:22:42 (EST)
7. Helicopter explodes (or a diversion) at around 2:13:00 (EST)
http://prntscr.com/s6jzrm
Some other things proceeded this. ScMy came on for this meeting. We were able to steal his book which had some information:
Afterwards, a legion named AALAM came on, looking for Kace.
The hole in the iceberg appears to be gone now though.
Compiled by Hashir. Edited by Hashir.
04/24/20
credit: Bakon
-Nook logs on, he says Myrus' gang (MYSMUGGLE, a smuggling gang) will steal the '3 pyramids of Giza and the jewels of Arabia' next
-'1 pyramid was divided into boxes, 1 is under ice, 1 is standing but soon to fall' (credit: Zsed)
-Gamer kills SWINE (in the North)
-SWINE returns on 'CAVETROLL' and wants to have a meeting of Princes (MOP) on Sunday (credit: SoxFan)
-Dorval was attacked by Orcs (aka SWINE)
Compiled by Sugar. Edited by Hashir.
04/22/20
The Coffee Shop sign was stolen! It appears to be taken by "vade2".
(credits to Flame for the picture)
The next sign appears to be following this criteria:
- The sign is a big red shiny sign written on it with blood
- It is located in a room where the elements don't meet.
However, it could at the same time be a false lead. Send your theories on the discord or forums!
Other previous information:
- MyFury logged on. He said he was here for 'surveillance' to gather information
- He said we would find the sign (the red one) when its too late and that he cant share anymore info
- He was told the location of the sign/the next sign that was gonna be stolen (the red one) by someone related to Myrus
(credits to Sugar)
Compiled by Hashir. Edited by Hashir.
04/20/20
New detectives were promoted! Congrats to Bakon and door!
04/18/20
Legion logs on and gives us some information. Here's a summary of what he said:
- Legion reveals that Chapek and Mickey are best friends
- Says the following phrase: "Behold the anger of Mickeys son"* (credit: door)
- States that Myrus (Pythas) created a new gang: MYSMUGGLE
- Chapek is at a new island: NewCP Island. It is going to be made into a theme park made of OldCP's parts
He then fought people and died. Swine came on after and said some other things happened:
- Orome wanted to kill Swines listeners, and provided evidence of a whisper saying: "I will come and kill everyone for listening to you -Orome"
- Swine is attacked by MYSMUGGLE5 with a pistol. MYSMUGGLE5 was killed by Sugarcane and Kace
- Because we killed Swines attacker, he complies and says the next sign CCP is after is the Coffee Shop sign
- Later on a user named Myfury logs on and says they also want a 'big shiny red sign written on it with blood'
- Klark2 confirms that he is a recruiter and Lucian is the leader of MYSMUGGLE" credit: door*
Report compiled by Sugar. Edited by Hashir.
04/17/20
- Vade and Lucian met with Chapek at /jr novalights on Dorval
- A helicopter was in the room to help Chapek flee with the packages (credit: door)
- Lucian works for MYSMUGGLE, a smuggling service
- A user name shafik logged on with the mood Disney CCP456. This was similar to the assassin Suncrows mood 'Disney CCP459' (credit: door)
- Because Lucian failed to keep his meeting with Chapek private, shafik was angered
- Shafik threatens the empire, stating: "We'll be back. Your island is going to disappear. Continued Club Penguin will rise (CCP)" (credit: door)
- Shafik is loyal to Chapek and Iger (a new person of interest). Shafik reveals CCPs intentions are to avenge Mickey. (credit: door)
- Shafik reveals that CCP is owned by Disney
- Shafik is shot by Klark2
- Lucian requests to speak with Orbay in private
- Lucian proposes a deal: Orbay gives him protection, and Lucian would smuggle back the signs once he finds the location of them
- Orbay discovers Lucian wants to work with us but not for the Empire
- Lucians accomplice Vade was silenced by Klark2(CCP operative) for revealing too much
Report compiled by Sugar. Edited by Hashir.
04/16/20
- The packages went missing
- Prior to this, users 'Lucian' and 'Vade' were seen with the packages discussing how they would transport them
- Lucian ordered Vade to take the boxes to Lannisbay.
- Avant goes to the courtyard and requests protection.
- An assassin named 'Suncrow' logged on and shot Avant before he could give us any information. He then suicided.
- It is believed that Suncrow was an assassin for Disney. It's also suspected that Disney was the buyer of the boxes as well as the disappearance of the Night Club sign.
- New Drake Agents! So far only one has been seen, Agent001.
Report compiled by Sugar. Edited by Hashir.
04/15/20
credit: Swirlie
- Users (Swirlie, Rouge, Ryoto, Mark) noticed the Night Club sign was missing
- Sign found by Mark at Providence in porttoben
- A note with the Night Club sign was found. It said: "To Watermelon: The buyer does not want anyone to see him take this. On Friday get this to Dorval. Mr. Chapek will be waiting for you. If you're found redhanded, don't be afraid to defend yourself -Captain Avant"
- Falcon discovered a conversation between Avant and Vade (cinema time: undercourtyard 16:01)
- Mr. Chapek (the man purchasing the sign) logged on. It was discovered the sign was missing (AGAIN.)
- Users went searching for the sign. CPBiter and Falcon then spotted a package covered in rocks at the undercourtyard
- Another package was found on Providence at /jr deadmansdarkway
Report compiled by Sugar. Edited by Hashir.
The #Detectives channel is back!
-Hashir